1. How do you feel about your sister (or brother/cousin/pet gerbil if you don't have a sister)?

She has some cool stuff
She gets all the attention
She's totally insensitive
She'll always be there for me
I hate her friends

2. How are you doing at work/school?

I'm a model employee
I'm a model employee... as far as the boss knows
Like anybody gives a crap how I'm doing
There are more important things than work
Badly, it's like the end of the world

3. Who are you interested in?

A sweet guy/girl who can make me laugh
An older man/woman with an edge
This guy/girl my age... at least, they said they were my age
Not that backstabbing ratfink, whom I used to think was a decent person and that's for damned sure!
Nobody. What's the point when everybody abandons me in the end?

4. What was the last thing you ate?

Something nice
Something nutritional
Something fairly disgusting
Um... I dunno, it's been a while since I've wanted to eat
Um... I dunno, it's been a while since I've had a chance to eat

5. What's your greatest fear?

Physical pain
Abandonment
Being patronized
Being found out
Being forced to wear a dress

6. Which sentence describes you best?

"I'm always being underestimated"
"I'm always being jerked around by other people"
"I'm gonna get my own way, you'll see!"
"I'm a badass"
"I'm the center of the universe"
 

(Stolen from the Sexual Animal test, which was stolen from the New Year's Resolution test, which was stolen from the Beatles test, stolen from somebody else, probably stolen from somebody else.)